Sunday, February 24, 2013

Oscar Pistorius

·         Detectives believe Oscar Pistorius may be innocent and a professional hitman may have been to blame. A spokesman said "whoever did this was forensically aware, they didn't even leave any footprints which suggests a professional hitman was involved. I have our best detectives on the case, but they are stumped.
·         Some say that if Oscars case goes to trial, he won't have a leg to stand on.
·         Shame, the poor guy had the world at his feet.
·         Maybe Oscar misunderstood when his girlfriend said he must take her out for Valentines day.
·         From now on Oscar will be known as Blade Gunner.
·         What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?... 20 years.
·         Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.
·         In breaking news Vaseline has just signed on as Oscar's newest sponsor   stating: "He is a slippery customer and we feel that we need to give him all the support he is going to need in his new home."
·         He gave their relationship his best shot.
·         Oscar had a drinking problem...so its totally possible he did not  recognise his girlfriend and shot her because he was totally legless!

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