· Detectives believe Oscar Pistorius may be innocent and a professional hitman may have been to blame. A spokesman said "whoever did this was forensically aware, they didn't even leave any footprints which suggests a professional hitman was involved. I have our best detectives on the case, but they are stumped.
· Some say that if Oscars case goes to trial, he won't have a leg to stand on.
· Shame, the poor guy had the world at his feet.
· Maybe Oscar misunderstood when his girlfriend said he must take her out for Valentines day.
· From now on Oscar will be known as Blade Gunner.
· What did Oscar Pistorius get for Valentine's day?... 20 years.
· Oscar Pistorius. Just because he has no legs doesn't mean he's unarmed.
· In breaking news Vaseline has just signed on as Oscar's newest sponsor stating: "He is a slippery customer and we feel that we need to give him all the support he is going to need in his new home."
· He gave their relationship his best shot.
· Oscar had a drinking problem...so its totally possible he did not recognise his girlfriend and shot her because he was totally legless!